tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-100950512024-03-13T19:45:06.798-07:00JustWhiteNoisePJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.comBlogger101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-14687836306874875382016-07-12T14:06:00.001-07:002016-07-12T14:06:05.581-07:00PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-77699878846985551752015-04-27T09:12:00.000-07:002020-07-30T12:17:07.651-07:00Archive of Recent Writing<span style="color: blue; font-size: xx-small;"><strong>(Note: Are you seeing weird, translucent pictures in this layout that don't connect to the post? Me too. I can't figure them out. Please advise if you know much about Blogger formatting)</strong></span><br />
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I had three things in common with <b>Claudene Christian</b>. We were at USC at the same time, when she was a campus-famous Song Girl. She was raised in Anchorage and when I was eventually stationed there, many of the friends I made had been her friends in high school. And, knowing something about ocean rescues from helicopters, I felt connected to the Coast Guard crews who went to save her crew from the sinking Bounty during Hurricane Sandy, bringing home 14 alive but only recovering Christian's body.<br />
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My first major magazine feature and return to writing after Pararescue.<br />
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Proud of this one. As a Delta Force soldier, MSGT Josh Wheeler lived in secret, but his final pictures in his uniform tell his story if you know how to listen.</div>
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Naturalized American citizen in 12th grade, Medal of Honor recipient. Interview transcript with insanely down to earth and cool dude.<br />
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As a former Pararescueman, I loved the achievement of the first two female Rangers. I tried to capture what their achievement meant form the point of view of those with Special Ops experience.</div>
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Soon after the first two women graduated Ranger school, I got a tip that they had visited West Point. Turns out they had visited the lacrosse team, so I got those interviews, and also got the school's recruiting head to talk about how they had reshaped the way West Point recruits women.<span style="font-size: x-large;"> </span></div>
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While I was at Arctic Man (see below), an editor at the Washingtonian asked me to take a look at the dynamics of the Senate race there, a race that could swing the Senate. For internal reasons, this story missed its real window by a couple months, but a fun companion piece to Arctic Man on the mindset of Being Alaskan.</div>
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Roman Dial might be Alaska's most accomplished adventurer. In the summer of 2014, his son Cody went missing during a trek across Costa Rica's most famous jungle. As Dial searched, I talked to Cody's mom, recounted Roman's career, and laid out how a world class adventurer might search for a missing son in a remote jungle. Includes follow-up coverage when his body body was found.</div>
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Deadspin (pre-meltdown) picked up this story, which I wrote for Lacrosse Magazine. It presents the murder victim from <i><b>Serial</b></i>, <b>Hae Min Lee</b>, as the vibrant teenager and aggressive, talented lacrosse player she was. I tracked down eight of her teammates, friends and coaches (only one of whom had talked to Serial's staff) and nearly all had very emotional memories of Hae. Serial, for all its greatness, did not take a lot of time to examine Lee, so I was happy to add this small piece to that puzzle.<br />
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In the remotest spot in Alaska that you can reach with a car, a weeklong, booze and fossil-fueled Sledneck Revival bookended around the wildest ski race on Earth. </div>
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It's country music, y'all, and Travis is about as big as stars get. A certain level of hell-raising is just part of the deal (also: Three Wooden Crosses, the saddest damn song you've never heard).</div>
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E! runs 'recaps' of nearly every TV series on the air. Why not the most popular TV franchise in America, the NFL? Every week, I found nuggets for E!'s decidenly non-sports demographic that resonated.</div>
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Few elements of Mad Men receive more regular scrutiny than the choice of final music that the show's creative team puts over the final credits of each episode. Each selection is assumed to hold a deep message about a character, the episode just concluded or the series itself.</div>
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"The Quality of Mercy" (<a href="http://justwhitenoise.blogspot.com/2015/04/you-should-read-my-diary.html">the MASH ep</a>) closes with a trippy, psychedelic anthem called the "Porpoise Song" by the Monkees. The song fits the late-60s setting of Mad Men's 6th season and the slight unreality that has crept into the series in recent seasons. Some commentators have also noted the "pre-fab" nature of the Monkees, and how their essential falseness might reflect Don Draper.</div>
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But none of that is why the producers picked it.</div>
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"Porpoise Song" is from one of the Monkees' movies, "Head," where it plays in the opening sequence.</div>
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Quick: think about Mad Men's iconic opening sequence. Got it?</div>
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[UPDATE:] <a href="http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a34288/mad-men-mash-hidden-reference-easter-egg/">Esquire's entertainment's Mad Men blog</a> picked up this essay, edited to about half this length.<br />
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[UPDATE 2] Since being posted a year ago, most of the linked videos here appear have been knocked out by copyright claims. Not sure if the various scenes are available elsewhere.<br />
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<i>Today is Easter, and also the season premier for Mad Men's 7th and final season. As I watched a few minutes of the Mad Men Marathon today that always precedes the Season Premier, I stumbled onto the great episode where Sally goes to boarding school, meets the The Mean Girls and then gets high with Glen.. And as I watched, I caught an echo of what I thought was a hidden reference to one of TV's all-time great shows (also set during the late 60s), MASH.</i><br />
<i> Then, as my mind tuned in more fully, I saw another one. Then another.</i><br />
<i> Then I was rewinding, googling dialogue and MASH plots and wondering what I was seeing, until finally, after sifting through the whole episode, I found what felt like a key: a throw-away line that mentions a very distinctive name.</i><br />
<i> It sent me to an episode of MASH I hadn't ever seen, but now, having seen it, I think it's a spiritual companion piece to much of Mad Men's themes, offering a perfect through-line to most of what Mad Men has become.</i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: x-small;">(most images below from <a href="http://tomandlorenzo.com/2013/06/mad-style-the-quality-of-mercy/">here</a>)</span></i></div>
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Mad Men's "The Quality of Mercy" was late in Season 6. The scene you'll remember is the one where Sally interviews for boarding school . Here's the entire 'scene', which is four seperate sequences. I've recapped it all below, but worth watching (you can start at 1:45 and stop at 8:10, skipping the car rides, to get all the key parts). *UPDATE: video may be broken*<br />
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As
part of her ‘try-out’ for school, Sally stays over in the dorms for a night, hosted by two Mean
Girls who, they quickly inform her, expect Sally to get them booze and
cigarettes. Sally goes one better, and calls
Glen, her old childhood friend and maybe-crush. He arrives a little later by
climbing in through the girls’ window. He brings with him booze and a new, more-handsome friend, Rolo, who brings weed. One of the
girls, Mandy, pours everyone a drink. Raising
his cup, Glen makes the girls giggle with a silly bottom’s-up toast only a
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one of the Mean Girls disappears, leaving the group as two couples. Mandy
quickly invites Glen to make out, dropping the come-hither lineL<br />
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“You should read my
diary.”<br />
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With that, she wordlessly leads Glen away to "read her diary," leaving Sally alone with Rolo, who immediately makes a move. This scares
the crap out of Sally. She calls Glen
back, and Glen fights Rolo (which makes Sally smile slyly). The boys leave, and – a
scene later, on her drive home – we hear that Sally got a thumbs up from the Mean Girls and is now
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But just below the surface is a trail of MASH references that lead to one very specific Alan Alda monologue that is almost a blueprint for Mad Men's later themes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Here’s how I found it, from the big clues to the finest print:<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> It starts with some obvious wardrobe. </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">When</span> Glen climbs
through the window, he’s wearing a vintage OD Green Army jacket, covered in hippie-style buttons and Glen wears it unbuttoned. <br />
It’s a broad
hint about the MASH-driven counterculture but not a bullseye: it could just as possibly suggest dozens of other 60s counter-culture
icons, as much Private Joker as Hawkeye Pierce.<br />
Not a slam dunk, as Easter Eggs go.</div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Glen’s toast, on
the other hand, is closer to a giveaway. “Here’s looking up your old address” is a funny
line, perfectly weighted to match both the scene and the teenagers in it. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But its also obviously not something Glen made
up.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So where did it come
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Well, per Google, the
line appears to be from Col. Henry Blake in MASH Season 3, from 1974, on an
episode called "Private Charles Lamb" (a lamb is set to be roasted for
Greek Easter, but Radar saves it, replacing it with a huge hunk of spam – ‘a spam lamb’). Which is to say: Glen, stuck in the 60s, couldn’t have heard it on TV directly. So now we know his words are
sending us somewhere. Is it a hint that, though Glen
fancies himself a wise-cracking Lothario like Hawkeye, in fact, he’s a dim but
good hearted guy like Henry?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sounds right,
but a jacket and a laugh line – which could have come from Jack Benny, for all we know – is not enough.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Just seeing this picture,<br />
you hear his voice, right?</td></tr>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> But we</span> don’t have to
look much farther for proof. A few minutes later, back in NYC, Don Draper is at home
watching TV. We don’t see the screen, but the audio is unmistakable: dialogue from Dragnet (era appropriate!) and two of the most iconic,
easily identifiable voices in American TV history, Sgts. Joe Friday and Bill
Gannon.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Friday is Alan Webb – “just the
facts, ma’am” - while Gannon, of course, is Harry Morgan - who went on to command the 4077<sup>th</sup> as Col. Sherman Potter.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sally and Rolo, in happier times.</td></tr>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So now we know:
there’s a MASH tribute buried in this episode.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>There's no going back now.<o:p></o:p></div>
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missing?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Well, at first I
wondered about the rapist friend, Rolo. Rolo? In one line from the make-out scene, Rolo explains his name to Sally as a mix
between his parents – “Roland and Lorraine” – which, thanks to Google, I discovered neatly echoes a joke at the heart of MASH: how BJ got his name. Hawkeye spends one entire episode trying to figure out what “BJ” stands for. In the end, BJ says his parents picked it because they were
Bea and Jerry.<o:p></o:p><br />
Same as Rolo.</div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And then there’s The Snoopy Thing: Glen arrives when he climbs in through the Mean Girls’ window. How did he find it? He tells Sally he “looked for Snoopy.” And indeed, propped in the window sill like a Paul Revere
lantern but for teen weed, is a Snoopy doll. The Mean Girls, apparently, put Snoopy
up in the window so the boys could find them.<br />
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><br /> And what could possibly connect Snoopy to MASH?</span> Oh, right! This is 1967-68, right? The guy who played Radar – Gary Burghoff –
was playing Charlie Brown on Broadway at the time! He's famous for that, right?<o:p></o:p></div>
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Radar O’Reilly… which, if you squint… could maybe be abbreviated/compressed to:<o:p></o:p></div>
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But Snoopy is definitely on purpose and definitely leads us to Radar, even if "Rolo is Radar" is a bit of a stretch. Nothing else about this Rolo kid
– weed provider, Sally attacker - says Radar. Well, actually Rolo drove Glen to the school, and as they
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We're on the path, but something feels empty. There's an outline here, but its not filled in. What is this episode really trying to tell us?<br />
Where else can we look?<br />
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Our Mean Girls… are they MASH's Nurses?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Is randy Mandy supposed to be
Hot Lips?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Hot Lips’ real name is Margaret,
which doesn’t give you Mandy, but isn’t that far off, so… hmmm.<br />
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That leaves the other Mean Girl,
whose name we know from an earlier scene, when Sally interviews with the
Admissions woman. She ends the interview by summoning Sally’s “host," the Mean
Girl, yelling out the door to her secretary: “Please call Millicent Turner
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Mad Men's "The Quality of Mercy" is a tribute to the MASH episode "Who Knew?", which is episode 3 in Season 11 (the last). That episode's plot follows the accidental death of a nurse who Hawkeye recently slept with but who we, the audience, never meet.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> She is dead when the episode opens. </span>It is not as sad as the episode where Col. Blake dies on
his way home (“I’m your ride home”), but it belongs on the list of MASH's other most affecting episodes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And,
probably more than any other MASH episode, it telegraphs the overall themes that Mad Men has spent most the last decade exploring.<o:p></o:p></div>
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The name Millicent Turner – our other Mean
Girl - connects us to Lt. "Millie" Carpenter, a 4077th nurse who - like so many before her - spent at least one night of passion with Hawkeye Pierce. If she doesn’t ring a bell as a "beloved
MASH character”, its because, unlike Hawkeye, you never met her. There was no
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"Who Knew?" begins with Hawkeye
waking up BJ in the middle of the night to tell him the tale of his just-completed tryst with Lt. Carpenter. It was apparently, even by Hawkeye standards,
so great that he just goes on and on about it to BJ, who just wants to
sleep. Millie Turner, it seems, for at
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</span>The next morning at breakfast, as Hawkeye still glows, Col. Burns
announces to the entire camp: Lt. Millie Carpenter is dead.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Apparently, she went for a late walk the previous night
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</span>Potter asks for volunteers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Everyone from camp is present, but no hands go up. No one, it seems,
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connected to her.<br />
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He asks around. Hot Lips knows almost nothing about her
(“She was a good nurse”). None of the nurses knew her well either, or even
liked her much. She had received a big box of fudge from home, but only
shared one piece with each of them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She
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What does Mulcahy give Hawkeye to help him understand who Millie Carpenter was?<br />
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What was Mandy’s big Come-Get-Me line for Glen?<br />
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“You should read my diary.”<o:p></o:p><br />
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With Lt. Carpenter's diary, Hawkeye begins to solve the mystery of who Millie Carpenter was. He discovers that she kept
the fudge “to herself” so she could share it with her wounded patients. No one saw her do that because she worked the night shift, lonely hours she volunteered for so
the other nurses, whom she quietly idolized, could sleep. Back home, she was head
thoracic nurse at a major hospital – the Big Leagues – but came to the 4077<sup>th</sup>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And, reading on,
Hawkeye discovers that, after their night together, Millie found herself head
over heels for Hawkeye, yet afraid to tell him of her feelings. He reads the passage to BJ (this text and, apparently, some formatting I can't shake, is from <a href="http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=mash&episode=s11e05">here</a>):</div>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="background: #fed41e; color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt;">'There's
just too much Hawkeye running through my mind.</span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt;"> <span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial;">I think I'll take a walk.' End of diary.</span></span></span></span></blockquote>
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<span style="background-color: white;">She took a walk to clear her mind of her feelings for Hawkeye and stepped on the mine.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">Hawkeye gives the euology, wearing his OD green blouse unbuttoned, like Glen. It’s a 4 minute, nearly unbroken
shot of Alda, and all the themes of Mad Men are there: the loneliness,
the yearnings, the struggles to connect and the distances between us. He
finishes:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="background: #fed41e; color: #333333; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;">“See, I'm a lot like Millie.</span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "helvetica"; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"> <span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial;">I'm not shy.</span> <span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial;">I- I- I cover up
my feelings with jokes and I don't tell the people l- I care about the most the
most important thing that I can tell them that l that I do care.</span> <span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial;">It's too late for Millie to change.</span> </span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">That's- That's sad, but- but maybe, maybe we can
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That's the scene - surely one of MASH's most effective - that the Mad Men writers wanted us to find.<br />
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There are a few other cute connections - Millicent wears a purple velvet dress, like Hawkeye's robe; in "Who Knew?"'s B-plot, Klinger pours Winchester booze in a paper cup - which is what Glen does when he pours drinks for the girls and makes his goofy MASH-related toast.<br />
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Jude and Tatum got a BB-8, so we unboxed it. came out pretty good!</div>
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<br />PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-14112023032877552482014-09-08T10:42:00.003-07:002015-10-12T13:38:05.547-07:00That one time a USC administrator REALLY yelled at a ref.<div align="justify">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">USC President John Hubbard, in tie, puts his arm around the shoulder of Homer the Rabbit as USC coach John Robinson looks at 1978 USC-at-Hawaii football game (photo from <a href="http://www.adventureswithahistorian.com/">www.adventureswithahistorian.com</a>)</td></tr>
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<span style="font-size: large;"></span> [<strong>UPDATE October 2015</strong>: If you have arrived here in the aftermath of Steve Sarkisian's alcohol <strike>issues</strike> -related firing, then please note two points of clarification:</div>
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What they have in common is USC football and, almost certainly, booze. Though possibly not even that. Judge for yourself]</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">USC Athletic Director Pat Haden just got fined <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2014/09/08/pac-12-fine-reprimand-usc-athletic-director-pat-haden/15278129/">$25,000 for talking to a referee on the sideline of the Stanford football game</a>. I find it impossible that anyone, regardless of rooting interest (other than maybe Haden), could be anything other than wildly amused by this.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">When I was covering SC's football team for the student paper in 1993, I heard a rumor about an incident in the even-then distant past.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"> A school official on a road trip. A fight with a referee. A flag that nearly cost the team a national title.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">When I first heard this story in the early '90s, John Robinson was USC's head coach. As it happened, his 90s run as coach was his second go-around at the school after winning national titles in the 70s. The rumor dated to his first tenure, and involved </span><span style="font-size: large;">then-USC President John Hubbard. By the 90s, Hubbard had retired to a tiny office in the middle of campus to leisurely teach history.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"> So one afternoon, I stood in the hallway outside his office for 5 minutes psyching myself up to knock on his door and ask him about a rumor that I was sure had to be false.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">(and by all means, soak in the hopelessly earnest Jim Murray impression)</span></div>
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<br />PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-55182859885326890542014-07-24T10:01:00.001-07:002014-07-24T10:01:54.169-07:00Spent a week at <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2014/7/23/5923357/arctic-man-alaska-ski-race-profile">Arctic Man</a>. Wrote about it for SBNation. Have a look.<br />
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PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-8066549401066499682014-04-30T06:31:00.001-07:002014-04-30T06:39:54.310-07:00Oklahoma<br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned that I like my new
neighborhood. In fact I’ve probably mentioned it enough to make you hate
it in abstention, which I apologize for and to make it up to you, I’d be
happy to have you as an honored guest in our home in my awesome neighborhood.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">We have a killer pool – seriously, its just ridiculous –
but, now that I’ve been here 2 years, I have to admit I’d trade 30% of the pool
to be 30% closer to civilization. We’re a long way out there,
commute-wise.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">But the main thing that my neighborhood excels at – the
thing I really hoped it would do and that, wonderfully, it does - is getting
people together. The entire place is engineered to force you to be
friends with your neighbors. There are no straight streets or culdesacs, and
everyone has comicly small plots of land (1/8<sup><span style="font-size: x-small;">th</span></sup> of an acre is
typical). Instead everything loops together and the streets swoop around in natural curves to forms angular coves of homes
which surround tons of impromptu green spaces. You live pretty much on
top of your neighbors, so you have to get along. Kids don’t play in their own
yards – and, in so doing, avoid the yards of others or exclude some from their
own - but instead are drawn out, together, to the common spaces. It is a neighborhood
designed to make you go outside and be part of something. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Most people who move here get that – in fact, like me, it’s
the main reason people move here in the first place – and
we all rush outside at the first day over 60 degrees to stand around and
complain about our jobs, our kids and all the troubles these days with each
other. Again, with each other.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Probably the person who I’ve seen embrace and personify this
spirit the most is the mother of one of the little girls in the neighborhood
who is Jude’s age. The girl’s name is Julie (not really, but you get it) and her mom is Rachel (same thing). They
live directly across the street from the central playground and we met them
long before we moved in. On no pre-text whatsoever except enthusiasm for
making strangers into friends, Rachel invited me over to their townhouse one day
and it was a fantastic, joyous mess, toys and coloring books and dress up
clothes covering pianos and lego tables, the walls covered with badly askew
framed pictures of Julie and her older sister. What few adult-looking
stacks of books and papers I saw had retreated, backs together like doomed
Spartans, to the kitchen table. I don’t know how the girl’s dad fit into the
picture, but the girls lived with Rachel fulltime, and its probably important to
note that she lived in a townhouse; the neighborhood basicly broke ground at
the front end of the downturn, so for several years they built townhouses and
cheaper homes to stay afloat, which means the first
wave of people who moved in did so with less money in the bank than those of us
who came later but with a worldview that held a whole hell of a lot more
optimism and sunshine than was common back then. It’s likely Rachel wouldn’t be
able to afford anything now being built here (nor, as it happens, would I), or even to buy her own townhouse,
which is an absolute shitty shame. There’s definitely a more guarded edge to
the last wave of move-ins and I hate it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"> Jude and Julie are in first-grade and Girls Scout
together, play together occasionally (it would be more, but really, for both girls, there’s
just too many kids whose houses are closer to their own) and consider each other
friends.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">So that’s Rachel. Now, a massive veer sideways.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Last night I stayed very late at the office to try to knock
out a piece of work that has nothing whatsoever to do with my job but quite a
bit to do with what makes me happy these days. I’m working on two
different stories for publication – paid publication! –
and need, badly, to get one done. So I stayed at the office until late
and it sucked. They say writing has 5 stages: This is going to be
awesome, this is going to be harder than I thought, this is just horrible, this
is OK, Thank God I’m done. Last night I fought through horrible into
OK. Almost done.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">As the night wore on, I kept checking twitter, because of
course I did, and sometime as ‘this is Horrible’ was finally giving way to
‘OK’, that shit in Oklahoma happened. Basicly, America’s government
tortured an American to death. Deliberately, mercilessly and with a full
moral understanding and medical acceptance of what was being doing. As
red flags go – just medical and technical red flags now, nothing involving
“opinion” – it was friggin’ Red Square on Fatherland Defense Day. Close
to an hour after an American doctor was ordered to use his skills and knowledge
to kill another American, the man finally – mercifully? No? – died of a heart
attack, so I guess now we know how long it takes you to die of a heart attack
when you know that you are, absolutely, being tortured and the
torture is never going to stop.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"> Through drugs or fear or whatever, something led to
something and his heart just stopped.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">So I went home, rolling over my struggling story in my mind
but also haunted by what the American government had just done to an
American. At one point – and this is when it hit me just what horror we’d
committed – there was a statement released by the “victim’s family” so I
clicked on it, and was for several seconds confused by what I found because it was
the pre-execution thoughts of the family of the <i>original</i> victim, a
teenager that the dead man had murdered. So by inflicting this barbarism on
this girl’s killer, the American government had managed to completely erase my
awareness of her. Of course she is the victim. Of course she is the one –
the only one – whose death we should be mourning and remembering. But
thanks to the ghouls that allowed last night to happen – the list is long, and
in the end we’re all on it - she’s now, at most, <em>another</em> victim.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">(also, just in the confines of Oklahoma, there’s a bunch of
dead people and lots more hurt people who didn’t kill anybody but did get run
over by a tornado and now are sleeping in cars and we should probably
concentrate on them, but now we have to ignore them for a while and hash out –
yet again – why we are looking up at Saudi Arabia as a justice system. So, again:
great job, Governor)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">So I got home, and sat down – exhausted by the writing,
depressed by the news – and my wife told me that Rachel had died.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Apparently she caught a cold or the flu, something led to
something and her heart just stopped.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">There’s no way she was older than me. There’s no way
that I’m kinder to strangers or friends alike than she was. I’ll give myself
the benefit of the doubt and say we adored our kids the same amount. What
I’m saying is I get why some people thought it was OK to torture a guy to death
in Oklahoma but a bad cold killed a single mom with two little girls yesterday and
there’s no reason why it wasn’t me. We even annoyed our friends the same
way by bragging about the same neighborhood.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">This morning, the internet is, of course, all over
Oklahoma. Her name, someone notes, was </span><span style="color: #292f33; font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Stephanie Neiman. The
original victim. Certainly worth remembering. </span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Elsewhere, between
the shock and the bluster, someone else retweeted this randomness which is
evidently Langston Hughes:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #292f33; font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Lord in heaven,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #292f33; font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Crown on His head,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #292f33; font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Says don't be 'fraid<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #292f33; font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.5pt;">Cause you ain't dead.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sounds about right.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Holy Shit, y’all. Its later than you think.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-43704558795385331752013-06-11T08:27:00.000-07:002014-05-29T08:52:42.575-07:00Arvind!<span class="il">Arvind</span>!<br />
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Lemme tell ya something - that kid is one of the premier competitors of the modern world. You can say that's ridiculous for a Spelling Bee - for anything where the age limit is 14 - but I've watched him for three years. In the 2011 and 2012 Finals, he turned the night sky to day with a pair of insane, glorious flameouts. He fought with the judges, he played to the crowd, he threw mind-games at his competition.<br />
He got third-place, twice, and nobody was more obviously surprised both times than the two kids he left standing on the stage as he walked away. He was by far the best competitor in the Bee, just not, as it happened, the best spller.<br />
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Tonight, he came back with a new level of skill where his immaturity had been. And he danced to the title. Never wavered, never in doubt, never touched third gear. The moment was waiting for him, and he didn't lift a finger to chase it. He let it come to him.<br />
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So total was his command of the stage that he spent much of the night actively pulling and willing his competitors to run with him, to make him earn it. None could, of course. He schemed and plotted with those around him in their seats and when the field had dropped around him to just 3, he did something unthinkable: he told the other two kids - tiny, near-infants, for Goodness sake - to stand up and he pulled them into a huddle for a pep talk, the quarterback challenging his team, never mind there was only room for one on the podium.<br />
Was it a psych out move? Maybe, but it didn't need to be. When he did finally win - effortlessly, inevitably - he instantly shed the tension of competition and slipped into an air of gratitude. His first comment - and normally here, the kids who win are unable to speak, let alone show grace - was to insist that, against the evidence of our own eyes, the words had been hard.<br />
But he didn't stop there. Then he chose to say that he had not known the night's hardest word, one that had earlier taken out a fellow, but inferior, 4-time qualifier. He was saying - at a moment when he could have said anything - that she could have won instead of him. After dominating all night, he was saying he was lucky.<br />
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What now? Next year's Bee looks pre-ordained, an open path for Vanya from Kansas, who will be back for her fourth year, matching her sister, who won the 2009 Bee. Vanya is a delight - poised, happy, passionate, about 70 lbs of smile. It will be fun to watch her win, or to somehow lose. But Arvind will be gone. Before our eyes he evolved from raging prodigy to perfect champion. And now he's not ours anymore.<br />
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<a href="http://justwhitenoise.blogspot.com/2013/05/2012-scripps-national-spelling-bee-live.html">The 2012 Bee</a>PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-56876718220684965862013-05-30T11:14:00.003-07:002014-05-29T08:51:24.857-07:002012 Scripps National Spelling Bee - live blog.<strong><em>(collection of live-written emails, lightly edited but full of skips and mistakes, of the 2012 Bee)</em></strong><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Welcome to the best ESPN broadcast of the year, every year, the Spelling
Bee. And you are looking LIIIVE at, uh, some glass-walled resort
"minutes south of Washington DC" in Maryland, or as I bet they tell
skeptical venue bookers, 'no, I swear, that doesn't mean Northern
Virginia."<br />
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Camera pans over the finalists and- Holy Cow, that kid is huge! There's a
kid - I think from Colorado - who looks like Judah Freelander snuck into this.<br />
<br />
Here comes Snigdha from San Diego. Name means “smooth as honey.”
She gets "Samond..." (SPELLING DISCLAIMER: I'm typing these fast, so
they are totally phonetic and very certainly WRONG.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That will continue throughout and, no, I
won’t go back and correct them because MS Word won’t know them, either).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Snigdha asks three questions, then four, Mom
in the audience in full Indian Sari. Nice touch. It was “PSAMMON” -
WOW! I missed the silent P, so my perfect night didn't last ONE LETTER!
We're already shattering records.<br />
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Here's the big kid - he's a solid 5-10. Frank Cahill, from Parker
Colorado... He's going with a shirt with lapels for no obvious
reason. Great opportunity to mention what a terrible idea it was to ditch
the standardized polo shirts, especially now in the post Hunger Games-world
where watching like-dressed kids battle it out is OK for some reason. Frank
gets his word and sits down and he's easily twice the size of Snigdha.<br />
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Now they throw to the announcers for the official intro, and I like them so
far.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>ESPN really learned from the 2010
travesty. The color guy - the ‘Best in Show’ Fred Willard role - is a
former finalist whose sister works for the bee. He's been at it for 7
years and is a steady hand. With him is a respectful, playful woman
co-host, Sage Steele. I like them both.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>ESPN used to routinely play the Bee with a patronizing “aren’t they so
cute” approach.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Erin Andrews, if memory
serves, was particularly atrocious at it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>But they seemed to have dried that up since 2010.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It was never clear if ESPN just completely
blew it or if the field cut itself down too quickly, but essentially the whole
show was host banter, inane backstage interviews, hacky video shorts and
endless commericals, to the point where you could hear the audience boo when
they cut away.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But ’11 was much better.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Now they throw it to the on-the-floor
reporter, Samantha... Steele?</span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> Really?<br />
Sage is black, while Samantha is an Erin Andrews-proxy blonde, so they
ain't related. I guess that's just a coincidence.<br />
And it takes this Steele about 15 seconds to patronizingly ruin all the
goodwill the hosts built.<br />
In her bounciest pledge-captain voice, Samantha runs through a few of the
notable kids: there's Gifton, who is from Jamaica and as of this evening the
last 1st-time finalist still standing. Apparently no 1st timer has won
since 2000 (I thought that was the year Champy broke through?). <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Behind him, though, is Mad Man Arvind. Arvind
finished 10th 2 years ago, and was the outright star of the 2011 Bee in a
chaotic run to third place.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He
mechanically rolled through his words, had the entire field terrified and spent
most of the night picking fights with the judges until a fluky German word got
him just before the final round.<br />
He's back. Even has the same red shirt. The other kids look
intimidated. They should be. He’s already got the 'when do the
words get hard?' smirk locked on.<br />
And finally, the Blonde Steele gives us a 2 minute lesson in derision
and mocking with Nick, who is back for his 5th finals, the maximum. He's
only finished as high as 14<sup><span style="font-size: x-small;">th</span></sup>. His yellow shirt is the same
one as last year ("I recognize it!" lies Steele), only it
isn't: apparently his mom bought two sizes of the same one when he was in
5th grade.<br />
Spelling Champs prepare to BE prepared.<br />
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Back to spelling.<br />
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Stuti Mishra, from Melbourne, FL. Lots of Florida this year. She
gets Sahel, arabic - She asks the usual series of questions: what language is
it from? Can you use it in a sentence? Any alternate pronunciations? In
fact, it has three pronounciations. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I
used to think that if a kid asked more than 1 or 2 of questions, it meant they
were stalling or desperate and either way were probably going to miss it.
But they all do it now. Now its the spelling world’s version of a
pre-batters box routine. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Advice
from the guy in the booth, "don't make it harder than it is."<br />
She doesn't. Knocks it down and onto the next one.<br />
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So up comes Gifton. So far he’s been mechanical and reserved, possibly a
little in shock. But let's assume its nerves and Jamaicain manners. Just
in his "hello" you hear the Jamaicain accent and perfect manners - "thank
you, sir," – the calling card of the Jamaicans in the Bee.<o:p></o:p></span></span><br /></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">And let’s discuss an obvious reality: Gifton
is black (though, I suppose, not ‘African-American’).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There is often, though not always, one or two
black kids in the finals, but sometimes none.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>We could discuss the many possible reasons that black kids might not get
this far, but instead let’s think about how great it would be if a black kid
one.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It would not make him particularly
famous or make any sweeping change we could instantly measure, but it might be
something on the order of, say, Myron Rolle interviewing for a Rhodes
Scholarship (which he won) then playing safety the same night against Maryland
on a national broadcast.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Because of that
night, Rolle’s story probably resonates – and possibly makes a difference –
with a lot more people than if that night hadn’t happened.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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let’s root for this quiet, perfectly mannered kid named Gifton from Jamaica.<br />
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So he gets Haringenform, which means something that looks like a herring.
Its a brutal word, the color guy says. Not only is it, well, ridiculous, but
its not even spelled like herring. Complete trap word. Pretty much
a worst case for your first-ever Finals Word.<br />
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And you can tell, as you can always tell, that Gifton doesn't know it.<br />
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He starts asking questions: language of origin, in a sentence, etc. He's
looking around and you can feel the desperation. He repeats the
questions, repeats the word, over and over.<br />
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40 seconds on the clock. 35. 30. Now he has to spell - no more
questions allowed after 30 seconds.<br />
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He says it again, “Haringenform. “ He looks like he might cry. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">20 seconds, GOTTA GO GOTTA GO, GIFTON!<br />
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Through what looks like physical pain, he starts spitting letters: H. A.
R. 15 seconds. here's the first trick... I N G .. nailed it, now the
crux! 10 seconds! - E N - 5 SECONDS! - F. ORM-BUZZER! AAAH!! GASPS
FILL THE ROOM!<br />
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Did he get it in time?!<br />
Did he get it right?!<br />
Is this shy, impossibly polite kid from Jamaica, in a building surrounded by
people who look nothing like him, going to be the first one out on a trick fish
word?<br />
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"Correct."<br />
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WILD APPLAUSE! SHRIEKING! MAYHEM! THe other kids leap to
their feet to welcome him back to his seat.<br />
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That was agony. We're four words in and we just replayed the Man City
final. This can't go on.<br />
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Now comes Jordan, who is 14 and in her 4th trip here. She is simply
delightful, a 4-foot walking smile. She has 65 snowglobes at home. As she
gets her word, they cut to her dad, who has his head in his hands. Wonder
if its because she's the first-ever finalist from New Hampshire, or if its
because she knows she doesn't know her word, which she plainly does not.
She fights her way through some tricky multi-vowels, but the dreaded Ding is
waiting her. With a gracious smile she walks off, obviously delighted to
have been this far.<br />
<br />
That was like the anti-Gifton moment. We all needed that.<br />
<br />
Now comes another girl with a pronounced air of confidence, which, if you’ve
ever met a 14 yo, can be grating.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She
gets Ridotto, and says, "let me guess, it's Italian?" which is
correct but incredibly showy and presumptous. But it looks like she’s in
trouble.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Struggling, she vamps a bit –
it’s a musical term, which has to sting because she plays piano and
trumpet. When the Ding comes, she gives us lots of hand motion and, after
the reveal - they spell it back to her - she takes a deep breath, throws her
hands in the air in the universal, 'Oh well" sign and yells out to the
audience, "thank you very much!" That ended nicely.<br />
As we go to commercial, Arvind is next. Prepare.<br />
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(commercial)<br />
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Arvin's intro clip - they cut to his school in Bayside NY, which I guess is, ya
know, in The City (twitter erupts with intrigue: he is listed as Bayside this
year but last year was Garden Grove (or Garden City or something) – is something
fishy going on? (almost for sure no, and moreover, I don’t care)<br />
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Whaaaat? So in his little video, Arvind opens with - how gangster is
this? - declaring that his favorite word (all of the kids have to declare a
favorite in their video) is Jugenstiel- the word he got knocked out on last
year! Arvind FEEDS on that moment. He LIVES on that moment. Arvind
is still IN that moment.<br />
Here's his finishing tagline: "When I win the National Spelling Bee,
I will scream so loud that a Volcano will erupt somewhere on Earth."<br />
<br />
Drop the mic, Arvind.<br />
<br />
Now he's up there. Its been a year coming, but its game time. He
walks up and grabs the mic with one hand, light and twitchy, like he's in a
gunfight. He runs through the questions when he get MAIEUTIC.<br />
<br />
Gotta be honest. He didn't look like he had that. But that's one
down. Onto the next one.<br />
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And up comes Nic, the 5-timer, from Pickerington, Ohio. He gets a german
word - "he loves German words" - and he's through.<br />
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Armand and Nic are seated together, along with Lena Greenberg, who is up
now. She's from Philly, 14, home schooled and maybe a touch flighty and a
bit untethered. You never know with the home school<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>kids. She could go out now in tears
right here or grind on into the final rounds until Arvind finally gets tired of
holding her up. She gets her word... "Utostian"...her reaction:
"Whaaat?" And this is why the Spelling Bee is so great: For a
solid minute, Lena looks SO lost, adrift, seeming to bounce from question to
pained facial expression to nervous giggle with no plan, and then she just
kinda says, "does it come from the greek word ‘oste’ meaning
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like she just aikido-throws the word over itself and break its back in one
move. She asks another question, draws a breath and spits it out, rolling
through the letters without a pause.<br />
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Here comes the "great moments of the past" montage - the two staples
are the kid from 2008 who got something like "Numniu" and thought it
was "Numb nuts" and said so 3 times, and of course, the Euonym
girl... UPSET!, no euonym girl, no numbnuts!. Good for them, striking
those from the collective memory. They kept in the kid who fainted.
Good to keep your sense of place.<br />
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And here's the Special Talent MONTAGE!<br />
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they are: soccer skills - naming 50 states in order (I could do that in
Kindergarten - still can) - a girl named Kate Miller can hulu hoop - one kid
licks his elbow - the juggler - and for the SECOND STRAIGHT YEAR a kid who puts
(this time) her feet behind her head!<br />
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Here come Snigdha again... she gets a Spanish word, which is basicly
throwing underhand to a kid from San Diego.<br />
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Big Frank with his lapels. Porwigle. A tadpole. Frank Sr and
Jill are watching. porwigle... he puts in an extra g, and that's it
for Frank. He was never going to be a winner - too nice, too big, too
mid-America. But nice effort.<br />
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Here comes Stuti - now its Snigdha and Stuti next to each other. Both are
tall, willowy Indian girls. Stuti looks a little happier to be here,
while Snigdha has that driven Honors Kid air. But they clearly are the
first sign of a power block that might challenge Arvind. Melopoeia - at
least the second word with 4 vowels in a row.<br />
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Here comes GIfton - don't do it to us again, Gifton. Just get this, hit
and sit down. he gets his definition and answers with more "thank
you, sir"s. Phthisiology... pronounced Fisilogy or Tisilogy...
I mean, it’s a joke. How can you get that? It can be sounded out two
different ways! Gifton launches in with the p-h- and he's so slow, so halting,
you think each letter is about to be wrong. But he nails it. That
was only like a 7 on the Exhale-meter. The Bee is settling into a groove.<br />
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A cute skit with the announcer and the 14yo at a coffee shop. That was
funny but do 14 yos drink coffee now? Is that what the kids are doing
these days?<br />
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So up comes Arvind.... "Dishtolfink"....a Pennsylvania design
motif of a bird. its distelfink... Apparently the fact that it was
Pennsylvania-Dutch word was a trick, that could have led him down the wrong
path on the F inthe middle... but not Arvind.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>He spits it out like it was his phone number. Not today. You come
at the king, you best not miss.<br />
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Up comes Nik the 5th-timer... he gets rouille - peppery garlic, french word.
He asks for everything. Then he asked for the letters. Gets his
courtesy laugh. Then he takes a stab... and, when he gets it, gives us
our first "I had NO IDEA!" celebration of the day. THose are
the best.<br />
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Here comes the panicy Philly Home Schooler. She get YTTRIFEROUS.
WOW. THere's mom, head in her knees, obviously her standard watching
position... Wow, she's terrified of this one. Its Swedish.
Its based on an obscure element. Trembling she launches into it - Y T -
(deep breath, Oh SHIT FACE!) T - R IFEROUS - Complete leap of faith on the
second T. She jumps all the way back to her seat in shock at still being
in it.<br />
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Up comes Snigdha and she knocks out a 12-letter pile-up like its the street she
lives on. She has no weak spots so far.<br />
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Stuti... Confident, poised, big smile.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>OH!!!! What a move! We've had a couple hand-scribblers so
far, but Stuti turns from the mic as she's thinking and air-types! That's
a Bee first. Wow. Confident, cute, inventing new memory
tricks.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If she wins, she’ll be a
breakout star.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If she wins.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I just don't think she's got the straight-up
spelling chops to run down Snigdha.<br />
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Here's a video short of Jamaican kids, starting with Gifton, focusing on his
"Thank you sir" manners, and his coach, the Rev. Glen Archer. Apparently,
the Rev. Glen is like the Bela Karoliya of spelling in Jamaica.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And Gifton remains a delight. I'd be
stunned if he's around in 2 rounds, but so happy he's here.<br />
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And now he’s up - "air-as-it-tickleous' – which is something like ‘ericeticolous...’
he's trying to pronounce it but doesn't look as troubled. He's asking the
questions, trying to settle into a rhythm, I think. Or maybe not.
We just broke through 30 seconds, and he doesn't seem to have it. Here we
go again.<br />
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15 seconds. ero-NO!!!!! As he walks off, he drags his hand over the
front row of previous losers in a chain of low-fives, and the whole place gives
him the coveted standing ovation.<br />
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And almost as if to say, 'so much for the pretenders,' up comes
Arvind.... Quattrcento...<br />
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Jamaican-me-crazy Gifton and the girl from<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Philly - have left us and up comes Arvind to the mic,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>holding a bow with a flaming arrow because
he's about to light a<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Wildfire-soaked
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inevitable for a while: Arvin the Destroyer, 5-time -qualifier Nick Rushlow
from Ohio and the powerblock of Indian Girlhood, Snigdha and Stuti.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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</span>Arvind - he's gone to bed every night for three years thinking about
this moment.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>By this point in last
year's Bee, he had picked<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>two fights
with the judges (winning both) and was locked in a Private <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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that went five more rounds into the night.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>In big moments, Arvind answers the bell.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>So far tonight, he's barely out of first gear, and I wonder if that's
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for slap hitters.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>From here on, there's
either insane 20-letter names of extinct bacteria, which Arvind feasts on, or
honey-trap easy ones with silents "J"s.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No inbetween.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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</span>Nick Rushlow.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>5X finalist, but
like the 5-timer who went out earlier today in a prelim, you have to wonder if
there's a reason he's never made the top 10 in 4 tries.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He's the 'featured' kid on the <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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the narrative says its Your Year, its never your year.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You lose right about, well, now. He’s
grinning, going for cheap laughs at the podium, showing up in the cameos, all
of which is always fatal.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Spelling bee
winners usually come from nowhere because they’re locked in, not so much ignoring
the antics as unaware of them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s the
defining thing that makes it such a great event: when the final kid wins, as
often as not, they have no idea what to do.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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</span>Which brings us to Stuti and Snigdha.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>The Operators.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Jason Statham
would play them in the movie.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Snigdha
literally hasn't so much as blinked yet.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>She knows these words like you know Kelly Clarkson lyrics. She's got The
Look - mentally locked in, not even aware of the size of the moment.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That's the magic combo.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Stuti, I think, would be a little lost on her
own, but I think she's drafting on Snigdha, looking for an opening, staying
alive.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She's looked a bit nervous on a
couple words, but never in real doubt.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She's
confident, tall,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>flattering earrings,
tremendous smile, the crowd favorite and seems to be enjoying herself more than
the others, so she’s definitely a long shot behind Snigdha and Arvind, but her
path to the trophy is actually the same one that worked last year:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>if she gets stuck and has to guess, she's
least likely to lock up, while the favorites – feeling each other on their
backs - may implode in front of her.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That’s
exactly what happened to Arvind and the Canadian girl last year.<o:p></o:p></span></span><br /></div>
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If one of the girls goes out before Arvind, I<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>think Arvind will finish the other one off.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After last year, he's not losing a one on one
fight.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But if the girls can hang
together, there's a good chance Arvind will run himself off the rails
again.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then it will be Snigdha trying to
shake Stuti, and we'll see who blinks (did I just completely discount Nick From
Ohio?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sure did.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He's not winning, and that's that).<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Holy cow.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I don’t believe what I just saw.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">If Arvind had
gone to the back of the stage, kicked down the rear wall and revealed 200
chorus girls and an 80 piece orchestra, it wouldn't have been as
breathtaking<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>as what he just did.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I don't know if he's going to win this - at
this point, I can't see them allowing it - but tonight we are all Witness to
Arvind.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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background to fully take it in:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>going
back to last year, Arvind has a history with the woman judge.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not the nice-guy word-pronouncer, Dr. Bailey,
whom all the kids love, but the woman who works as his No. 2 beside him, who
can get snippy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m sure she’s a great
person who loves the kids but on gameday she has three jobs, and none of them involve
good news for the spellers: she prompts them when they are late on the clock,
corrects them when they mispronounce something and, worst of all, she's in
charge of the bell - Ding! - so if she’s in your life for any reason, you’re probably
in a nosedive.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>At last year’s bee, she stopped Arvind at
least three times to make him repeat a word over and over – as slow and
insultingly as possible - until he got some unreasonably perfect "ah"
or "err" or "oo" sound into the end of some impossible
word.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And unlike the other kids, who are
terrified of her, Arvind fought back. At one point, as she made him repeat an
obscure long ‘O’ over and over, he dropped his voice down two octaves and did a
Big Bopper-style “oooohhhhh”, openly mocking her.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So back to what just happened:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Arvind came up and got Quatrocello (or
something).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He was saying it as
"Quatrrojello" or "Quadrotello" or whatever, saying it wrong.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But you could tell he knew the word (and
since it looked like one I would have a shot to guess my way through, I assume
it was an easy one).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It also kinda felt
like he wasn’t taking the pronunciations seriously, following each crack at it
with a smirk. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This clearly irritated the
judge and at some point she seemed to decide she was going to show him up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There's no other explanation.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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and over, Arvind would say it a little off and she'd jump on him, "No, no
Arvind, listen."<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She even told him,
like a two year old, "Watch Dr. Bailey's lips at the end,” TWICE.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Bailey got more and more nervous, Arvind seemed to start to enjoy himself.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Quadrotello. Quadrojello. Quad-dra-tell-ooo”<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>At
some point, he obviously knew the word and was baiting her.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Finally he says, "Quatrocello" –
correctly - and Dr. Bailey says ‘that sounds right’ and the woman shuts up and
everyone kinda takes a breath.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now we
can get on with it.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then in an attempt to defuse the moment, Doc
Bailey says: "is there anything else I can answer for you?" and the
audience nervously laughs.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But then Arvind smiles.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The audience gasps. Air rushes out of the
room. Everyone knows what’s coming.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No
one can stop it.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">For half a beat,
Arvind holds the moment up, savoring it.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Delivery:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><em>"Are there any alternate
pronunciations?"<o:p></o:p></em></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>PAN. DA. MONIUM.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If he'd climbed down from the stage and
slapped her, the audience would have been less stunned.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They're all aghast.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As am I.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Amid the ensuing chaos, I assume he spelled it because he was back in
his seat before anyone woke up. The audience was applauding, I guess out of
sheer disbelief.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Even Snigdha looked
rattled.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Wow.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bookmark: _MailOriginal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I gotta shake that one off.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The conclusion later.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">And
now things are moving quickly. With everyone still digging out from
Arvind’s detonation, what chance does Nick have as he comes up? He gazes
around at the wreckage in the room, terrified, and misses his word. Deflated
but looking as much relieved as beaten, he lingers as long as he reasonably can
at the podium. He gives a little salute to the crowd, collects his
standing O and is off.<br />
<br />
And with that, we’re on to the CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND! From here, there are
25 Championship words - if two or three kids are still standing at the end of
them, we have co-champs. It seems like that should be a real threat, but
it hasn’t happened for 50 years, and in the Bees I’ve watched, its never gone
more than 10 words or so. I think it’s as much a question of the pace as
the difficulty. From here on out, by the time you get back to your seat, you only
have the time it takes the other kids – or kid – to spell their word to
recover, and I imagine that you’re too hyper-focused on your opponent’s turn to
even relax.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The
bee also has a particularly wicked version of sudden-death, making you win by
two. First, you have to ‘win’ a round, spelling your word correctly while
your opponent (or opponents) misses. Then you have to hit another,
all-the-marbles word to win. If you miss the winner, your opponent is
back in.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"> So,
depending on the order, you may have to spell two words in a row, with no
break, to win it. CRAZY pressure.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"> FYI,
I’ve never seen a kid blow a game-winner. <br />
<br />
They pull back to show the stage – Snigdha and Stuti stand together, with Arvin
a few feet off - he's 5 inches shorter than them, but they seem to be trying to
hide behind each other. And for the history book: with three left, its official
– somebody of Southwest Asian heritage (probably Indian but I hate to assume) wins
again.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That’s 5 in a row, and 10 of the
last 14.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Up comes Snigdha... Even with Arvind seizing the stage with the ‘pronunciation’
moment, she’s showing no signs of backing down. They flip to the crowd
to show her family, and – uh oh – this bears keeping an eye on.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Mom is in a full sari dress, but its little
brother we need to watch.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He is
literally starring directly into the camera with a giant grin. And
bouncing in his seat. Now a wave. He’s a threat for a double-fishhook/tongue-out
funny face.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Back on stage, Snigdha is a blank screen. Giving nothing away. Pure
mechanic. If you’re going to take down Arvind, this how you do it.
Don’t get drawn in, stay in your lane.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Boom,
she nails her word and sits. She’s almost bored.<br />
<br />
Well, here comes Stuti, who for all her charms, will need some help. She
knocks one out, no problem.<br />
<br />
Arvind comes up, schwannoma.... he runs through his questions... It’s a
German word, like Jugensteil last year. He’s going slow here. He
looks trapped.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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The clock is onscreen now, 45 seconds, 40… We’re under 30…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Can this happen again?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"> S
C H E O –<br />
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Arvind is OUT! ANOTHER German word!!!!!! No volcano!!!
3rd place 2X in a row!!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I
can't believe it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I
can believe he lost, but not on a German word, in the first Championship round.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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And yet, it doesn’t feel wrong. We’d seen everything we could from
Arvind. He’s a peerless warrior, just not, it turns out, the best speller
in the room. The ride was over. Tebow dominated the NFL last year,
and Arvind dominated this night, and we don’t feel cheated that neither sniffed
the big prize.<br />
<br />
Now its Snigdha and Stuti. Its Snigdha's to lose, which absolutely
doesn’t mean she won’t.<br />
<br />
Here are twitter's top 10 trending topics:<br />
<br />
* #SorryICantDateYou<</span><a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23SorryICantDateYou" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23SorryICantDateYou</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;">><br />
* Stuti<</span><a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search/Stuti" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">https://twitter.com/#%21/search/Stuti</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;">><br />
* #spellingbee<</span><a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23spellingbee" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23spellingbee</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;">><br />
* RIP Facebook<</span><a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%22RIP%20Facebook%22" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%22RIP%20Facebook%22</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;">><br />
* #AskChachi<</span><a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23AskChachi" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23AskChachi</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;">><br />
* Arvind<</span><a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search/Arvind" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">https://twitter.com/#%21/search/Arvind</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;">><br />
* Jeff Hardy<</span><a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%22Jeff%20Hardy%22" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%22Jeff%20Hardy%22</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;">><br />
* Kendrick Perkins<</span><a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%22Kendrick%20Perkins%22" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%22Kendrick%20Perkins%22</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;">><br />
* Tim Duncan<</span><a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%22Tim%20Duncan%22" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%22Tim%20Duncan%22</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;">><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Spelling
Bee, and the NBA, but #SorryICantDateYou is no 1?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Up
comes Stuti, as if on a trapdoor that just swallowed Arvind: Chionablepsia –
she is a bit less assertive, but her game shines through.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She knocks it down. This is ridiculous.<br />
<br />
Snigdha gets Arrondissement - double-double letters! Dr. Bailey presents
it with no less than FIVE pronounciations. Honestly, that seems a little
unfair because on the 4<sup><span style="font-size: x-small;">th</span></sup> pronunciation, which pronounced the “ss”
as “sh”, her eyes flared, so obviously something about that gave it away.
The announcer even said, “she’s got it now.” That’s rubbing up against a
fix. I think I’m outraged!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Meanwhile, the camera cuts back to little brother who CANNOT STOP grinning at
the camera. I don’t understand where he’s hiding the can of Jolt.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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And with all the drama of New Orleans getting the first pick last week, she
knocks down the word. No nerves. Nothing. Assassin. I
don’t think somebody in the crowd with a laserpointer could distract her at
this point.<br />
<br />
Here comes Stuti, and she takes her word and starts doing her air-typing.
A year from now when every single speller in this is airtyping, we’ll talk
about Stuti the way we talk about Dick Fosbury. And she is so
ridiculously at ease. Not really focused or dialed in like Snigdha, but
just enjoying the moment and utterly poised. I can’t imagine a Student
Body President Race she could not win.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">
But this ain’t a popularity contest, sweetie. The Bee, like Ball, don’t
lie. <br />
<br />
Schwarmerei - German. Similiar to the Arvind-Slayer word. She starts
in… DING! THrew an extra E in there!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">We’re
in the Endgame! (as for the win by two, Stuti was the second speller, so
Snigdha wins that round and now only has to hit one to win it all).<br />
<br />
Here’s your Portrait of A Killer: They had a camera on Snigdha during Stuti’s
turn. She was listening with her head down, but as soon as she heard the
Ding, she snapped up in what you’d pretty much have to call a snarl. Her
entire body basicly said: “Finally.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">
And up comes Snigdha, the crowd already applauding, not for the moment, but for
the end we can already see. The truth is that the Bee is always like this
on the last word: the night is exhausted, wrung all the way dry of its last bit
of drama, as the lone survivor drags themselves the last few feet to break the sagging
tape.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Even the wind has fled.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"> <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">G
u e t a p e n s.... BALLGAME.<br />
<br />
And she stands there.<br />
<br />
Annnddd.... she stands there...<br />
<br />
Anndd... She. Is. Still. Standing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">10
seconds go by, she’s grinning – is she expecting another word on the 2-to-win
rule? Are the judges confused?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The
crowd’s applause gets louder as the realization rolls through the room that its
over, but nobody is moving to congrat-.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"> CONFETTI
GUN!!!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"> Nothing
says “Its Over” like a confetti gun!<br />
<br />
And HERE COMES LITTLE BROTHER, FULL SPEED ONTO THE STAGE HE MAY JUST KNOCK HER
DOWN STANFORD-TENNIS STYLE!!! Snigdha absorbs the hit, and jumps with
him. Snigdha has been planning for that last word for a year, but little
bro has been planning for this celebration even longer.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"> Behind
Snigdha, Stuti is clapping through the confetti. She looks like she lost
but also like she knows the right speller won.<br />
<br />
Up come the families... Out comes the trophy, and – WHAT!?!?!? –STEELE TRIES
TO GIVE IT TO STUTI!!!!! She didn’t know who won!!! Stuti did a little
finger-twirl point as if to say, “no, it’s her!” WOW! It could NOT
be more clear what just happened: Steele was playing with her phone for the
last 2 hours, ran out on the stage when the producer yelled in her earpiece and
just started congratulating whoever looked prettiest. She must have been on twitter because that could not have
been more patronizing if she’d held up a hand-drawn sign that said #SorryICan’tDateYou.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><o:p></o:p></span> </div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">In
grand bee tradition, Snigdha can’t lift the trophy by herself, but here comes
little brother – he won’t be held back - grabbing it from her to hold it over
his own head. So awesome.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">From
the weird part of Maryland that we swear isn’t Alexandria, good night and God
Bless!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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I spent 2 weeks trying to find someone out there with a pair of Vasque Velocity size 9. Going back to 2003, I've had 3 straight pairs of the old model Velocity and loved them, and was willing to try the V2 if I could find it in the $80s, but I could not. (i tried on the Mindbender at the store and instantly hated it. Not the same at all).<br />
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So I took a shot at the Aethers on sale because the specs appear to be built on the same chassis as the Velocity<br />
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And to my delight, they are. They fit as well, possibly even a touch wider and therefore better in the toe. They run the same and the wire/lacing system, so far, is miraculous. You turn the dial until its snug and that's that.<br />
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So if you're surfing Google looking for a stray pair of the dearly departed Velocity, try the Aethers. Love'em.PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-43944484220159815442011-04-02T18:33:00.001-07:002011-04-03T05:13:24.926-07:00Some Actual Writing, By MeThanks to my friend Glenn at <a href="http://www.eonline.com/">E!Online</a>, I've been doing some writing on the side. Starting with the Super Bowl, I've made some Top Ten Movie lists for him, based on some sporting events for their new Athlebrity site.<br /><br />First was a Top 10 Football Movies list, only most football movies suck, so I called FB movies that don't completely suck. THe top 3-4 ar actually pretty good. The rest are bad either as football or as movies or as both.<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b224376_top_10_football_movies_dont_completely.html"> Football movies</a> -<br /><br />THen I did 3 in a row around the NCAA BBall tournament. We started thinking about Top 10 basketball movies, but I said why not use the opportunity for the biggest college event to use the biggest college-showdown movies? I managed to do it with only 1 basketball, 1 football and no repeated sports.<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b231815_top_10_super_cheesy_college_sports.html"> college movies</a><br /><br /><br />Next wasma <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b233032_trophy_lives_which_sporty_lady_hotties.html">Top 10 Hot Women Athletes</a>, or something (they had just run Top 15 hot Football players and hot NBAers, so fair is fair). Again, I tried to hit as many different sports as possible, and use real athletes and come up with some off-beat one (in other words: absolutely no Anna Kornikova or Sharapova). girls -<br />My favorite is Lauren Fleshman, a runner, since its got some great YouTube links in it. - fleshman - <a href="http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=3061#117433">http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=3061#117433</a><br /><br /><br />Finally, for the Final Four, a <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b234340_hoop-hoop_hooray_10_redunkulously_great.html">Top Ten Basketball movies</a>, probably the most traditional on this list<br />I really like the Blue Chips one, since I made sure the Bobby Hurley reference made the final cut.PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-80399133616709483242010-03-10T13:17:00.000-08:002010-03-10T13:18:13.676-08:00Pow pow<p class="mobile-photo"><a 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href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilUpR3EhLjjS-rHmSRifiKy5ndDIRo2RECX2-81FepXuY7dzVnoEvu9Y2nBIjyKKL7YSiwnd9ZmKzazWCJif1OFFWcpOTTNp61AWRnYa73bwtm_Hu6OdSj4qbsw0eWi3qNvxxZ/s1600-h/photo+4-797678.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilUpR3EhLjjS-rHmSRifiKy5ndDIRo2RECX2-81FepXuY7dzVnoEvu9Y2nBIjyKKL7YSiwnd9ZmKzazWCJif1OFFWcpOTTNp61AWRnYa73bwtm_Hu6OdSj4qbsw0eWi3qNvxxZ/s320/photo+4-797678.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447117604122973666" /></a></p>PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-84707850340264377102010-01-16T09:34:00.000-08:002010-01-16T09:35:34.561-08:00Hoard Much?<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiA4xDIyWPtstPHWQvFNUd1e-xgeeyfudx2raswuVtha46aS-oICsNoMIPYt4cUs8rz370PRClzg9e0GxLwBU1erSp64L5UCNf4hXDnQPovSG-kEAJn3PYO075Mey1rjwneh4ra/s1600-h/photo-734562.jpg"><img 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Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-46371885127281383132010-01-09T07:33:00.001-08:002010-01-09T07:33:31.851-08:00There are no pretzels in this pictue<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCG6OPbqPqOZXP_2Vb-To_TQQw6UT0UVuwFU86k6-zaj-sQKcxaPhhq8WwLiV1cuBWaWwt6_3V_L1BSoRvNQBhjByxEt26IFjOx0G-C1TgO9A-M2qXkXNj6XvG-Phqs95EVT04/s1600-h/photo-711852.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCG6OPbqPqOZXP_2Vb-To_TQQw6UT0UVuwFU86k6-zaj-sQKcxaPhhq8WwLiV1cuBWaWwt6_3V_L1BSoRvNQBhjByxEt26IFjOx0G-C1TgO9A-M2qXkXNj6XvG-Phqs95EVT04/s320/photo-711852.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424763644904173154" /></a></p>At target, girl at counter said "we're out of pretzels". Swore these <br>were all plastic display ones. I left unconvinced.PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-91750771724357383702009-12-14T11:04:00.001-08:002009-12-14T11:04:38.573-08:00File away<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh8CtlbEG6zSt2dkmULeyfassJhQw04g9I_u2TkRywmBN56AxSAMVLWCJkeX7-3V9crqZyH9EvazKmaZeQEtEXEf3qQXYudG0w5xXJCN4bHtZwPYICNo_HCGlVtxCCJm1Uxx_4/s1600-h/photo-778574.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh8CtlbEG6zSt2dkmULeyfassJhQw04g9I_u2TkRywmBN56AxSAMVLWCJkeX7-3V9crqZyH9EvazKmaZeQEtEXEf3qQXYudG0w5xXJCN4bHtZwPYICNo_HCGlVtxCCJm1Uxx_4/s320/photo-778574.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415169835783235570" /></a></p>For when you are tired of being rich and tired of people knowing you <br>are.PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-14293736708532172712009-12-10T13:10:00.001-08:002009-12-10T13:10:02.386-08:00Thomas Hoving - a book worth reading<br>Thomas Hoving died today, a guy I haven't thought about in a while. He was director of the Met in NYC for, oh, 15 years or so. Spent his life, obviously, as an art historian/curator (after 3 post-Princeton years in the Marines, interestingly enough).<br> <br>Anyway, in the early 90s I read his book called "False Impressions: The Hunt for Big Time Art Forgeries" (or something within a word or two of that title). Its about his career chasing art fakes around the world, from tiny, dilapitated Italian chapels to the premier auction houses and everything in between. I think Malcolm Gladwell based a whole chapter of "Blink" on the anecdote that Hoving opens the book with.<br> <br>Since then down through the years, whenever I get the question, 'what's your favorite book?' (or "what are you reading?" when I'm not, as is often, reading anything), its been a perenial go-to. He's a curious and quick mind writing on a rich subject that he clearly knows and loves, which is always always always the magic formula for great writing.<br> <br>here's his obit from the Times today: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/11/arts/design/11hoving.html?_r=1&hp">http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/11/arts/design/11hoving.html?_r=1&hp</a><br><br>matt<br> PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-92216514963459634272009-09-19T12:00:00.001-07:002009-09-19T12:00:25.269-07:00State of The Art<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAN7MZdum3BMGRdmI-_Rd9y0lQeRUx2n9JzwUY5jKi9buQLS6nHBhg3gNqrWkQbp7pgQpyhmyqRswyGe4oNDsXiNvJ_DA4RFvylhgR0V4Bxtee6eXwhlsCUkZHcREtCeHFIjkj/s1600-h/photo-725270.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAN7MZdum3BMGRdmI-_Rd9y0lQeRUx2n9JzwUY5jKi9buQLS6nHBhg3gNqrWkQbp7pgQpyhmyqRswyGe4oNDsXiNvJ_DA4RFvylhgR0V4Bxtee6eXwhlsCUkZHcREtCeHFIjkj/s320/photo-725270.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383255423632813378" /></a></p>PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-45508419333507268852009-07-19T14:00:00.000-07:002009-07-20T07:39:25.835-07:00Me Too!<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhipuu1AtQV6fQeaDiwGSej5TUJaimcVIluXmz_k0PKiLHHMvt5ytEluLHa1y6bTDkOGCwe4CLX5WUHdcZZl1z3tfFtiM7mbDnyu-o26T1he-MC14XVshR1Gh2Rj6ZAwxP5Pfkz/s1600-h/photo-768939.jpg"><img style="width: 497px; height: 372px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhipuu1AtQV6fQeaDiwGSej5TUJaimcVIluXmz_k0PKiLHHMvt5ytEluLHa1y6bTDkOGCwe4CLX5WUHdcZZl1z3tfFtiM7mbDnyu-o26T1he-MC14XVshR1Gh2Rj6ZAwxP5Pfkz/s320/photo-768939.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360279256624939506" border="0" /></a></p>PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-75728708705058115752009-07-16T16:39:00.000-07:002009-07-16T16:40:15.499-07:00Organic Fail<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcO3Xax9xOnG7_wA_P9z6WjPxnh28EnCovf74q7qJv1snibx0mYEgKeKPn0qCQO5ahF-KQSCGqZj6acdlaDazp3FjUW57i6g9UVAqgmKXdpV80IZqrZNm6vDtA5Ddvd89B6OV_/s1600-h/photo-715500.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcO3Xax9xOnG7_wA_P9z6WjPxnh28EnCovf74q7qJv1snibx0mYEgKeKPn0qCQO5ahF-KQSCGqZj6acdlaDazp3FjUW57i6g9UVAqgmKXdpV80IZqrZNm6vDtA5Ddvd89B6OV_/s320/photo-715500.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359207001692747634" /></a></p>PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-10964075187457119602009-06-12T12:57:00.000-07:002009-06-12T12:58:11.781-07:00Holy F'in Shit<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YVwlodvWh7w&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YVwlodvWh7w&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-67560318989861363942009-06-01T10:57:00.001-07:002009-06-01T10:57:57.158-07:00Hard times<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwTp_86ERMBgoXXeBDlk3CZfO5Na5P8pvUaCu_oolqIKqTJCPbzRywHP2w_wUqI5bWnSqev5PwYztKx4H8ZmsZmzKOK2Irs5aWeODSZYp5orhiMcKZ6MpDzOUyc2EaIeVcAxJN/s1600-h/photo-777159.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwTp_86ERMBgoXXeBDlk3CZfO5Na5P8pvUaCu_oolqIKqTJCPbzRywHP2w_wUqI5bWnSqev5PwYztKx4H8ZmsZmzKOK2Irs5aWeODSZYp5orhiMcKZ6MpDzOUyc2EaIeVcAxJN/s320/photo-777159.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342419957849403042" /></a></p>Counseling?PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-84183789413368479312009-04-14T13:32:00.001-07:002009-04-14T13:32:52.038-07:00See next post<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4OpXBDyTW8CVfAfHS7cPHlKq5YBFEO90-hjwXUb_eHLz8NhSlSAxlOiJUr_9EBi6WLbVGhxHKWHJ_Si-fhFpDwIT3DCAlx-nz4L0FYvz5PsyzspGd4vIxILjINMlgF71RaeKI/s1600-h/photo-772040.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4OpXBDyTW8CVfAfHS7cPHlKq5YBFEO90-hjwXUb_eHLz8NhSlSAxlOiJUr_9EBi6WLbVGhxHKWHJ_Si-fhFpDwIT3DCAlx-nz4L0FYvz5PsyzspGd4vIxILjINMlgF71RaeKI/s320/photo-772040.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324647792381212178" /></a></p>PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-23427144211706924742009-04-13T19:42:00.001-07:002009-04-13T19:42:54.790-07:00Right tool, right job<br>The first thing to understand is that the Kenan-Flagler parking deck is full of cars of people who had good-but-not-great entry jobs, and who quit them last year. So you tend to see 3-4 year old Hondas, Toyotas, etc. You also see a few cars that obviously date to somebody's undergrad days - older SUVs, fraying Mazdas. THere's also a solid 25 percent of Lexus, Infinitis, BMWs and the like, that remind you that many of the program's students came from high-end jobs or old money.<br> <br>and then there are the two essentially identical Porsche Carrera Boxsters. Both are gorgeous silver, surely 2006 or newer, with killer wheels over bright red brake shoes.<br><br>I only realized there were 2 a few months ago when I passed on on the way to my car, then as I drove out saw the second driving in.<br> <br>I'm sure one is better than the other as Porsches go (turbo or something) but they're both equally slick to look at.<br><br>And yet, everytime I see one, I can't help but laigh a bit. Just what in the hell are you doing with that car? Campus speedlimit is, like 35 mph on the widest streats, and that's fiction because of traffic, endless speed bumps and kids running out across streets randomly at any time. Its a campus made for 86 Civics, not 06 Boxsters. Its a senseless luxury, which is fine, but isn't the killer porsche the senseless luxury you aspire to while you're at MBA school? Shouldn't the path that takes you to your dream machine be longer than the bridge to the parking deck?<br> <br>And, funnier still, if you brought your fancy car to campus hoping you'd be known as the Porsche Guy and somebody else showed up with the exact same car.. I mean, its one thing when somebody has the ame trapper keeper, but the same Porsche? <br> <br>So today, as I've been doing this whole quarter, I wrote my bike in. Leaving campus on a bike is a joy. Kenan-Flagler sits above the Dean Dome, on one of the highest rises on UNC's campus. From the parking lot, it's about a solid 1/2 mile of downhill to the main road, 15-501 (the infamous Tobacco Road that runs straight to Duke). This 1/2 mile is broken up into 2 quarter-mile runs, one from KFBS, past the Dean Dome and parking lots. down to a stop sign at a central campus street. The second half is that campus street, which is probably steeper, and is 4 lanes wide and a straight line directly down to 15-501. The 15-501 intersection, predictably, is a traffic light, and the end of your downhill. And you're probably braking at the bottom because you get a decent amount of green to get out onto 15-501, but if once its red, it takes FOREVER to turn.<br> <br>So on my bike today, I cruised down the KFBS driveway. I was vaguely aware that a car - a VW Passat-like thing, I think - followed me down the hill, but I blew through the stop sign next to the Dean Dome and didn't see it. As I rolled down toward the main road, I again heard a car behind me, which I assumed was the VW catching up. With no traffic, I coasted trhough that stop sign, too, onto the main campus raod and pointed straight down the big hill that runs down to 15-501. Its a steep drop, and fun to blast down on a bike.<br> <br>As I straightened out my line, I glanced ahead and saw the light - a solid 1/4 mile away down the hill - was green. This didn't matter to me since it would take me a solid minute to coast down there, and I would be content to wait once I got there for another green, so I laid off the pedals and just let the bike run. This was mythought as I heard the VW gun around the corner behind me.<br> <br>And keeps gunning.<br><br>From a buzz to a growl to a howl and closing fast and- WHAM- a silver Porsche Carrera blows by me at about, oh, 50, and rather than shift of just lift a bit, the engine keeps winding upward into a scream and as it jets away I realize that with 1/4 mile to go and the light already late in the green, he's not interested in waiting out the cycle.<br> <br>And now it's yellow. And he's - maybe - 1/2 way down the hill. no brake lights. no shift, no lift, just a louder, higher engine scream coming back to me as the car sprints faster, farther down the hill.<br><br> brake light on. red light signal. brake light off. the car jinx with one more little leap of throttle into the intersection, glides through a diving left turn across the empty intersection and he. is. Gone.<br><br>As I coasted down the hill, i threw my fist up in salute.<br> <br>Really, there's never a good reason to own a Porsche. Until there is.<br> PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10095051.post-43892978996111805832009-03-31T18:14:00.001-07:002009-03-31T18:14:30.191-07:00Dominoes disses Crazy!<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJThYmLJU1hKk_L9yzqrv0k1ti_HSs3dIgwJVtkuW4MFu7L07ygNLuOHB05z0zV9GIS-YHaeISbpzrlYMF_-nttmrLdPejEqhnfplerUGq6b1taVNaUfgCs0cYakqBIbQFeuRI/s1600-h/photo-770192.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJThYmLJU1hKk_L9yzqrv0k1ti_HSs3dIgwJVtkuW4MFu7L07ygNLuOHB05z0zV9GIS-YHaeISbpzrlYMF_-nttmrLdPejEqhnfplerUGq6b1taVNaUfgCs0cYakqBIbQFeuRI/s320/photo-770192.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319525175513381202" /></a></p>PJ Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132220858672600172noreply@blogger.com0